I have a guest speaker on the blog today. It is Dexter. He would like to present to you a list of things that I did today to make him upset.
7:55- You offered me milk. I didn't want it, so I calmly responded by hurling it across the room.
7:58- I wanted milk, but you refused to go across the room to pick it up for me.
8:00- You gave me 7 pancakes. I only wanted 6.
8:05- You closed the refrigerator door after I opened it.
8:06- You closed the refrigerator door again. I really wanted it to stay open.
8:07- You refused my request for Cheez-its.
8:10- You took my pajamas off.
8:11- You put socks on my feet that didn't match.
8:30-You made me carry my backpack to the car.
12:00- You buckled me in my car seat after school. I really wanted to ride in the front seat.
12:30- I requested eggs for lunch, but you got them out of the wrong container.
12:40- You gave me eggs for lunch. I didn't want them anymore.
1:15- You put me down for a nap.
1:17- You gave me the wrong orange book.
3:00- You wouldn't let me have a cookie after my nap.
3:20-You put me in time out when I emptied dog food all over the kitchen floor.
3:30- You put me in time out again when I poured water all over the hallway.
3:45- You told me I couldn't wash my hands anymore.
3:50- You wouldn't let me sit on the counter and throw the bananas on the floor.
5:15- You fed me chili for dinner. I responded by spitting it all over my shirt.
5:16- You took my shirt off.
6:00- You made me put a new shirt on. I prefer not wearing clothes.
6:45- You wouldn't give me any dessert.